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Commentary:
"That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"
51 Funny ready quotes
Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.
Commentary:
Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.
Commentary:
🕵️♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"
I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.
Commentary:
"Good morning world! ☀️☕️ Ready or not, here comes the attention-seeking diva! 💁♂️💫 Better buckle up, it's gonna be a fabulous day! 🌟😂"
Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.
Commentary:
"Got my fuzzy socks on, so I'm basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁"
If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.
Commentary:
"Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷♂️🤦♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"
I am awake and ready to be disappointed.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜"