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6 months ago
Share →: Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Commentary:
"Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom"
6 months ago
Share →: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet lullaby of solitude 🎵🌙 Just you and your amazing singing skills, serenading yourself to sleep! Who needs a choir when you've got your solo performance going on? 😄🎤"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Commentary:
When your Mother-in-Law's stories always end with "And I turned out OK," you can't help but wonder 🤔 if there's a hidden plot twist waiting to be revealed! Like, seriously, who's gonna break it to her? 🤷‍♂️😂 It's all in good fun, right? 😉
6 months ago
Share →: In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Commentary:
In my 20’s: *devours fast food* 🍔❌
In my 40’s: *whispers to kale salad* "Where have you been all my life?" 🥗✨ #agingwisely
6 months ago
Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Commentary:
"Seeing double when you're drunk can be confusing, but realizing it's just one pizza slice is a cheesy letdown! 🍕🍕 #PizzaPartyFoul"
6 months ago
Share →: The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic
6 months ago
Share →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Commentary:
"Maybe Noah knew that animals make better companions than humans… 🤔🐾 Who needs drama when you can have peaceful days on an ark? 🌧️🚢 #NoahsArkLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Commentary:
"Who knew a cocktail shaker could be replaced by divorce papers? 🍸💔 Sometimes the best tonic for life's troubles is a little separation on the rocks! Cheers to newfound freedom! 🥂 #DivorceDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Commentary:
Well, that's 5 minutes well spent in the grand saga of procrastination! 🕒😅 Here's to hoping the next project doesn't become a 6-month mini-series! 📆🎬 Remember, life's too short to stress about the small stuff… until it becomes a big stuff! 😂✨