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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Commentary:
When she says "it's fine," just remember to run for cover because her inner storm is brewing ⛈️🙃 Don't mess with a girl's unspoken rage or you might end up being excommunicated from your own bloodline! 😂 #FineButNotFine #GirlPower
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't fake it anymore – my 'pretend to like you' days are behind me, just like my ability to pull an all-nighter without feeling it the next day. 😜👵 #KeepingItReal #NoFilter"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Commentary:
"Who needs drama when you can feast on pasta and cheese? 😂🍝🧀 #GlutenTolerant #LactoseLaidback #AvoidingInterpersonalLactoseIntolerances"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet paradox of social distancing: the less you see them, the more you like them! 🤣👫 #IntrovertWins"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of gaslighting – they drive you up the wall and then act all innocent! 🙄 Just another day in the circus of life, where the clowns are always in charge! 🤡 Who needs enemies when you've got friends like these, am I right? 😂🤦‍♂️ #CrazyIsTheNewNormal
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Commentary:
Introducing the latest dating app sensation for the bashful and reserved – Mumble! 🤐💕 Who needs smooth-talking charmers when you can connect with someone through awkward silences and shy smiles? Swipe right and let the mumbling magic begin! 😉✨#ShyAndReadyToMingle #MumbleOnIndeed
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those hungry suitors, ladies! 🍔🕵️‍♂️ They're not after your heart, they're after your snacks! 🍪😆 Stay alert and keep your pantry safe from snack-stealing dates! 😂 #RelationshipAdvice"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can swipe right on a delicious meal? 🍔🚗 Let's be real, food delivery folks bring joy and sustenance straight to your doorstep – they truly deliver in more ways than one! 😄🍕 #FoodOverDudes"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of human relationships. 🤣 Just when you think you've met that special someone, they make you consider extreme measures. 💔🔪 Remember, it's all part of life's rollercoaster ride… or crime thriller novel! 😜 #RelationshipDrama"