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6 months ago
Share →: Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"
6 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Commentary:
"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have the courage to slide into someone's DMs like a fearless warrior? 💪😂 Whether it's LinkedIn, Yelp, or even the grocery store, love is just a bold message away! #ShootYourShot"
6 months ago
Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Commentary:
"Blocking someone is like putting up a 'do not disturb' sign in your life, but wishing them lice is taking it to a whole new level of petty revenge! 🙅‍♂️🦠😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Commentary:
"A simple 'hi' can be the beginning of two years of therapy. 👋🛋️ Who knew that a casual greeting could lead to such profound self-discovery and introspection? Remember folks, approach with caution! 😂 #TherapyJourney"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how people expect you to treat them with kindness but can't handle the heat when you serve it back? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should start a "Treat Others How They Treat You" challenge and see who can handle the truth the best! 😂 #KarmaIsReal
6 months ago
Share →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Commentary:
"Looks like the actor behind that character is about to receive a 'plot twist' in real life! 🌟🎥 Time to update the cast list and find a replacement! 🎬😂"