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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.
1 month ago
You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!
2 months ago
No email needs to tell me not to reply.
2 months ago
Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.
2 months ago
I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.
2 months ago
First responders? You mean reply guys?
3 months ago
Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
3 months ago
I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.
3 months ago
Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.
3 months ago
Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.
3 months ago
There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.
3 months ago
Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.
3 months ago
Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.
3 months ago
Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
3 months ago
If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
3 months ago
Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.
3 months ago
If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.
3 months ago
If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.
3 months ago