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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Making waves on YouTube:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Making waves on X:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Making waves on Threads:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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27 Funny reply quotes

Funny reply quotes 😂 are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to any conversation 💬! Whether you’re spicing up a group chat 👫 or crafting the perfect comeback 🗨️, these witty gems are sure to leave everyone in stitches 🤣. Dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme, and every reply is a chance to unleash your inner comedian 🎭. Get ready to tickle some funny bones! 🎉

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5 days ago
Share →: Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Commentary:
When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
7 days ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
1 week ago
Share →: Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Commentary:
"😂 If only I could reply before you even text! Time travelers, where you at? ⏰✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Commentary:
"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like you're trying to connect to a forgotten network! 📵🚫 #NoSignalInThePast"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Speedy replies confirmed as camouflage for workplace shenanigans! 😂📧💨 #EmailNinja"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Commentary:
"When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"
2 months ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
4 months ago
Share →: Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Commentary:
"Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Trending via WeChat:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Reported on YouTube:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Just landed via Threads:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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