Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.