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3 days ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Commentary:
"When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"
1 month ago
Share →: Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
3 months ago
Share →: Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Commentary:
"Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"
4 months ago
Share →: You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old technique of sparking quick responses from females – just start a friendly argument and watch the messages fly in faster than you can say 'oops'!"
4 months ago
Share →: No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Commentary:
"Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"
4 months ago
Share →: Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where you can have deep conversations with yourself and occasionally get interrupted by strangers 🐦🗣️ #TalkingToMyself #TwitterLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Commentary:
"Who, me? Oh, just hanging out, having deep conversations with the squirrels 🐿️ and debating life's mysteries with the pigeons 🐦. Stability level: expert 🤪🐾 #AnimalWhisperer"
5 months ago
Share →: First responders? You mean reply guys?

Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"
5 months ago
Share →: Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Commentary:
"Sorry extraverts, muggles, normies, and werewolves… you didn't make the cut! 🧙🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️ #SelectiveReplying #OnlyTheCoolKidsAllowed"