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When it comes to support, I'm there faster than the speed of light—just don't expect those messages to be a part of the equation 😄📵✨
45 Funny reply quotes
If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.
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Nodding in agreement while my attention span takes a quick vacation! 😂✈️🙈
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.
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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁♀️❤️
I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.
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Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! 🐶📱😂
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.
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An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.
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"😂 If only I could reply before you even text! Time travelers, where you at? ⏰✨"
Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.
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"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"