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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.
Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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5 months ago
Share →: Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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"Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"
5 months ago
Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – "wallet, glasses, keys and phone" – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It's the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we're always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle
5 months ago
Share →: Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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"Guys love being called ‘daddy’ until the pregnancy test comes back positive 🤰🙈… Suddenly, that nickname takes on a whole new level of responsibility! 😂 #PlotTwist #SorryNotSorry"
$Funny responsibility quotes - I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$

5 months ago
Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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"Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"
5 months ago
Share →: World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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"World domination? 🌍 Nah, I can barely handle adulting for myself! 🤷‍♂️ It's all fun and games until someone asks me to take over the world! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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"Ah, the classic 'dishwasher loading dispute' – a tale as old as time! 🍽️😅 Looks like the dishwasher duty switcheroo is real, folks! Remember, it's all fun and games until you become the designated dishwasher master!🧼🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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"Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real 🙄🌊 #BlameTheAmoeba"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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"Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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"Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst"
5 months ago
Share →: I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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"Parenting wisdom at its finest! 🤣👪 Reassigning blame like a pro – now that's a life skill worth mastering! 🙌 #ParentingGoals"