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6 months ago
Share →: No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Commentary:
"Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️‍♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"
6 months ago
Share →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Commentary:
"From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I miss when bills were none of my business.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when bills were just things you'd throw on the ground from Monopoly 🎲💸 Sounds like adulthood really knows how to ruin a good time! 🙈 #AdultingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Commentary:
🍻 "I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner's family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!" 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness
6 months ago
Share →: I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Commentary:
"Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛‍♂️! #InfluencerWoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Commentary:
"Priorities: responsibilities vs. GIF-wars. It's a tough decision, but hey, at least you're always GIFted with laughter! 😜💼🎉 #ProcrastinationGuru"
6 months ago
Share →: A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where you become a master at playing 'Move It Before It Falls' on expert mode! 🤹‍♂️🚼 #ParentLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Commentary:
"Who needs a thrilling night out when your top priority is turning in for a cozy night’s sleep? 🛌💤 It’s official: we’ve reached peak adulting when the highlight of our day is climbing into bed with fresh sheets and fluffy pillows! 😂 #adultinggoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of striving for balance while literally carrying the weight of the world! 🌍💪 Just your friendly neighborhood Atlas casually trying to avoid getting a backache. Remember, it's all about that core strength and a good chiropractor! 😄"