135 Funny right quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless wisdom of acknowledging when the partner is right! 🤣👏 Let's hear it for the wise man who knows that sometimes, saying "Yes, darling. You're right." is the greatest form of wisdom and diplomacy! 😄👍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

  Commentary:
  If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting to enjoy the fun without the commitment! 🙈 Flirting is like the appetizer of relationships – deliciously tempting yet no main course in sight. 🍸 Who needs the hassle of dating when you've got charm and wit on your side, am I right? 😉 #FlirtAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old secret to success: impeccable timing and a bit of luck! 🌟 Just remember, if you find yourself born at the wrong place or time, don't worry – you'll just have a few extra challenges to keep things interesting! 😉 #LifeIsAJourney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 11 out of 10 women are always right.

  Commentary:
  Well, if 11 out of 10 women are always right, then there must be some serious mathematical magic happening there! 🤔🌟 Who knew that the laws of probability could be bent so effortlessly by the powers of women's intuition and wisdom? 🧙‍♀️💁‍♀️ Sounds like the perfect formula for a harmonious household – just nod and smile, gentlemen! 😄👩‍🦰👵 #GirlPower

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got a keen eye for humor! 👁️😄 Who needs a vision test when all you really need is to see the eye doctor, right? 🤓👀 Here's to the other 10% of the test…may it be as clear as your eyesight after a check-up! 😉🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. 🌽😂 Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! 🗺️ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone had a wild weekend! 😂☕ Better brew up that coffee's coffee before it starts demanding a vacation too! 💼☕☕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'dishwasher loading dispute' – a tale as old as time! 🍽️😅 Looks like the dishwasher duty switcheroo is real, folks! Remember, it's all fun and games until you become the designated dishwasher master!🧼🤷‍♂️"

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