135 Funny right quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, we are setting some legendary precedents for the history books! Future generations will be like 'Remember that time they precedented the heck out of everything?' 📚👀 Let's hope they appreciate our unprecedented dedication to being precedent-setters!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

  Commentary:
  Of course! Here you go: 🍕😄 "The pizza delivery guys must have the best job security – they basically say 'see you tomorrow' to half the city! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a stack of pizza boxes? 🔮🍕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to be right when you can be creatively correct on various levels? 🤔💡 Embrace the art of flexible accuracy and watch your confidence soar to new heights! 🚀😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to reel in those compliments like a pro angler, but ending up looking like a fish out of water with all those failed selfie attempts 🤳🐟 #selfiegamestrong #struggleisreal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

  Commentary:
  "Dracula, the ultimate introvert role model! 🦇💤 Who needs small talk when you can just transform into a flock of bats and peace out? 🦇✨ Maybe we could all use a little more 'batitude' in our social lives! 🦇😂 #IntrovertGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret to a peaceful life – never argue, just confidently enlighten others about your undeniable brilliance! 💁‍♂️💡 Who needs arguments when you have the power of explanation on your side? 🤣 #AlwaysRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'plot twist' moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here's to finding 'the one' who doesn't ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨"

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