135 Funny right quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️‍♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

  Commentary:
  Watch out! 👻💃 Don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the floor moving to the rhythm of some spectral breakdancing moves! 😂 Who knew ghosts had such killer dance skills? Keep an eye out for any floating cardboard boxes and invisible boomboxes! 🕺🎶 #GhostlyGrooves

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

  Commentary:
  "👶✈️ Buckle up, little ones! 🍼✨ Looks like those twin babies are ready for takeoff with your gourmet airplane meals! 😂✈️ Just make sure they don't request a snack trolley next. 🛒🍭 #FuturePilots #MileHighSnackClub"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

  Commentary:
  "Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let's throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of critical thinking in action! 💭🔍 Keep it critical, my friend, you're clearly a pro at it! 🌟😄 #SassyThinker"

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