Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Commentary:
"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"