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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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Funny rocks quotes

Funny rocks quotes are here to add a little grit and giggle to your day! 🪨😄 Whether you’re a geology geek or just love clever wordplay, these stone-cold jokes and puns will rock your world 🤘✨ Get ready to laugh so hard, you might just skip a pebble or two! 🌟🤣 #RockOn #PunLovers

New funny rocks quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Commentary:
"Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! ⏳😂 #PatienceGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"
6 months ago
Share →: Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Commentary:
"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"