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Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,720

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Spotted on Twitch:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Shared recently on Threads:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Live now on Twitch:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Shared recently on Discord:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Reddit this month:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

24 shares on Threads this month:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

78 shares on Discord this month:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

16 shares on Threads this month:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

49 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,345

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Seen just now on Slack:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Breaking via Slack:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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