Funny Roomba quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out when a Roomba spots a charger cord – it's like spotting a buffet in the desert 🌵🔌! You'll see that vacuum zoom like it just heard the dinner bell 🔔🤖! Nothing can stop the hunger of a charging Roomba, not even your carefully placed furniture 🛋️😂!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

  Commentary:
  Alexa calling in the big guns for some arachnid warfare! 🕷️💥 Roomba, the spider-slaying hero we never knew we needed. Will this be the battle of the century or just another day in the life of smart home alliances? Tune in next time for the epic showdown! 🤖🕷️ #AlexaVsRoomba #SpiderSquad

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

  Commentary:
  Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like people really love their Roombas… until it's time to let them spread their wings and venture into the wild! 🤖🦋 #FreeTheRoombas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Roomba has taken its vacuuming duties to a whole new level – upgrading to security detail while you were away! 🤖🔒 Guess the Roomba is all about keeping your home clean and secure. Just make sure it doesn't start demanding a paycheck next! 😂 #RoombaBossMode

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

  Commentary:
  "Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"

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