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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Just landed via Reddit:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Just shared via Instagram:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Making waves on Facebook:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Seen just now on Threads:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Reported on Threads:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Going viral on Telegram:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Spotted on X:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Making waves on Discord:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Shared recently on Threads:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Going viral on X:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Going viral on Threads:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Just landed via Twitch:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Trending via Snapchat:

My parents think they know me.

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