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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Share →: Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Share →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂
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Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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