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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.
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Mar 11, 2025
I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.
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Jan 27, 2025
Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.
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Jan 27, 2025
Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.
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Jan 26, 2025
Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.
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Jan 23, 2025
I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.