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6 months ago
Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife
6 months ago
Share →: It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Commentary:
"Ah, if only life came with a built-in counterfeit detector! 💸 It would save us so much time and trouble trying to figure out who's genuine and who's just putting on a show. But hey, at least we have our intuition, right? And maybe a magnifying glass wouldn't hurt… 🔍😄"
6 months ago
Share →: So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Commentary:
"No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! 💰💼😂 #CorruptAndWilling"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of all talk and no action! 🤓💬 It’s like having a library of knowledge but a gym membership to nowhere. 📚🚫 Let’s hope those know-it-alls stumble upon the ‘how to put knowledge into action’ manual someday! 🤷‍♂️💡"
6 months ago
Share →: This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean the world-renowned Museum of Temporary Cleanliness? 😂 Don't worry, you'll catch the next exhibit titled 'The Great Clutter Comeback.' 🏛️🧹"
6 months ago
Share →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Commentary:
It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜