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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Breaking via Messenger:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Just landed via YouTube:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Spotted on X:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Just shared via Twitch:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Breaking via Threads:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Going viral on Messenger:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Making waves on Telegram:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Going bananas on Messenger:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Just shared via Reddit:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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