Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2249 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,411

Funny Quotes Topics

15,118

Funny Quotes Images

12,411

1 hour ago

3,450

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Shared recently on X:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Trending via Discord:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Just landed via X:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Home » Funny Simulation Quotes

Funny simulation quotes

Funny simulation quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of virtual experiments and digital adventures 🎮😂 Whether you’re a gamer, coder, or just love quirky tech humor, these witty lines will have you LOL-ing 🤣💻 Dive into the playful side of simulations and discover why reality isn’t always the funniest place to be! 🚀✨

New funny simulation quotes 👇

21 hours ago
Share →: As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Commentary:
Guess the programmers forgot to patch the bugs in this version! 🤖🕹️🙃
6 months ago
Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Commentary:
"Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"
6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Commentary:
"When you realize you could be a character in someone else's simulation… Might as well request a 'working-from-home' simulation setting, right? 🤖💼 #RealityCheck #SimulatedProductivity"

For even more funny simulation quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny simulation quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2249 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,411

Funny Quotes Topics

15,118

Funny Quotes Images

12,411

1 hour ago

3,458

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Shared recently on YouTube:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Just landed via YouTube:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Spotted on Discord:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Live now on WhatsApp:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Going viral on Instagram:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Making waves on Messenger:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴