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20 Funny slow quotes

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

1 month ago

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

1 month ago

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

2 months ago

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

2 months ago

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

3 months ago

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

3 months ago

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

3 months ago

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

3 months ago

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

3 months ago

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

3 months ago

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

3 months ago

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

3 months ago

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

3 months ago

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

3 months ago