38 Funny slow quotes

• Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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  1 hour ago

  communication, deaf, family, girlfriend, humor, loud, misunderstanding, mum, need, needs, relationship, slow, speak, special, special need, told

• ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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  21 hours ago

  acronym, ASAP, humor, irony, management, mean, procrastination, slow, time, time management

• Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

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  1 week ago

  blink, blinking, boss, communication, funny gesture, gesture, humor, i, knows, raise, slow, slow blink, want, workplace

• The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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  3 weeks ago

  band, Floyd, humor, joke, little, music, pink, Pink Floyd, rock, rock band, singing, slow, slow start, start, take, thing, while

• 90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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  1 month ago

  90, debugging, humor, just, motion, own, programming, realization, slow, slow motion, stupidity

• I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, burnout, coworker, coworkers, descent, enthusiasm, giving, humor, i, love, motivation, new, office, slow, watch, work

• I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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  2 months ago

  before, bit, day, i, me, mess, mess up, morning, mornings, quiet, romance, slow, want

• I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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  2 months ago

  6, am, around, delay, drive, driving, early, early morning, humor, i, late, leisure, morning, retire, retirement, slow, slow drive, tardiness, wait, work, work delay

• I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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  2 months ago

  contemplation, enjoyment, fill, i, leisure, life, life perspective, pace, perspective, porch, relaxation, sitting, slow, slow pace

• Even wild things have slow mornings.

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  2 months ago

  even, humor, morning, mornings, relatable, slow, slow morning, thing, things, wild, wild thing

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