27 Funny slow quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Even wild things have slow mornings.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! ☕️🦁😴"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the club! We have cookies, ear trumpets, and a decoder ring for deciphering slow talk! 🍪📣👂😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for Bob Ross to pop up and start narrating! 🌲🖌️😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

  Commentary:
  "💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? 🧘‍♂️💃 Break it down, yoga style! 🎵 #YogaBreakdanceRevolution"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of computer stubbornness – the more you rush them, the more they dig in their digital heels and slow down! It's like they're saying, 'Oh, you think you can rush me? Watch me take my sweet time now!' Just remember, patience is a virtue even in the digital world!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"

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