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Funny slow quotes 🐒 are the perfect remedy for our fast-paced lives, bringing a touch of humor to those leisurely moments. They’re like a gentle nudge reminding us to enjoy the ride, not just the destination. Whether you’re sipping coffee β˜• or stuck in traffic πŸš—, these witty gems offer a lighthearted pause and a chance to chuckle. So, slow down, embrace the humor, and let life’s little laughs unfold at their own pace.

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Posted onMar 19, 2025Mar 19, 2025

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Posted onFeb 16, 2025Feb 16, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

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