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20 Funny slow quotes

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025