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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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