16 Funny snow quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'chilling out' to a whole new level! ❄️😜 Who knew snow could be so steamy! 🔥❄️ #WinterCourseGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

  Commentary:
  "Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic winter dilemma – the evolution of enthusiasm to apathy towards shoveling snow ❄️. It's like a snowman of motivation slowly melting into a puddle of procrastination ⏳. Who needs a gym membership when you can just wait for nature's snowblower, right? 😅 #WinterBlues #ProcrastinationNation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to #clean a house with children around is like chasing a flock of wild geese 🦆… in a hurricane! 🌪️ No matter how hard you try, chaos always finds a way to reign supreme! 🏠👶 #ParentingAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

  Commentary:
  "🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙‍♀️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"

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