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  • I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

    Commentary:
    “Flirting level: Amateur Detective 👀🕵️‍♂️ ‘Is that so?’ – the classic clueless flirt maneuver! 🔍😂 Keep the mystery alive!”

  • Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂

  • I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

    Commentary:
    When it comes to flirting, I make awkward look like an art form. 🤷‍♂️ “Is that so?” – me, the smooth operator. Just call me the master of subtle romance! 😉

  • Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

    Commentary:
    “Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I’m quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of ‘doing things’ myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you’ve got hobbies, am I right?”

  • Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

    Commentary:
    Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: “Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication”. 💁‍♀️💄 Let’s see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover

  • If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, a conversation is like a game of hot potato – you don’t want to be the one left holding the spud for too long! 🥔 Let’s give others a chance to shine in the spotlight, before we start auditioning for the role of the one-person show! 🎭💬

  • I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

    Commentary:
    “Flirting level: Expert in heated debates 🤷‍♂️💬 Who needs smooth talk when you can charm with fiery banter, right? 🔥😅 #FlirtingFail”

  • I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

    Commentary:
    “Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator”

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