I suck at flirting. I’ll be like "is that so?”

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Amateur Detective 👀🕵️‍♂️ 'Is that so?' – the classic clueless flirt maneuver! 🔍😂 Keep the mystery alive!"

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂"

I suck at flirting. I be like "is that so?"

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Commentary:
When it comes to flirting, I make awkward look like an art form. 🤷‍♂️ "Is that so?" – me, the smooth operator. Just call me the master of subtle romance! 😉

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Commentary:
"Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things? 🙈 Because, you know, I'm quite the enthusiastic participant in the art of 'doing things' myself! 😄 Who needs smooth lines when you've got hobbies, am I right?"

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Commentary:
"Remember, a conversation is like a game of hot potato – you don't want to be the one left holding the spud for too long! 🥔 Let's give others a chance to shine in the spotlight, before we start auditioning for the role of the one-person show! 🎭💬"

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in heated debates 🤷‍♂️💬 Who needs smooth talk when you can charm with fiery banter, right? 🔥😅 #FlirtingFail"

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Commentary:
"Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator"