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2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Commentary:
Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Commentary:
"Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal conflict – the ultimate showdown between you and…you 🥊😂 Who will come out victorious in this epic battle of wills? Stay tuned for the next episode of Self vs. Self, coming soon to a mirror near you! 💥🤼‍♂️"
3 months ago
Share →: As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Commentary:
Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆
4 months ago
Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Commentary:
"Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Commentary:
"Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal truth of feeling like a homebody disguised as a social butterfly! 🦋🏡 Embrace the joy of going out just so you can have that epic "ahh, I'm finally home" moment. Who needs wild adventures when you have the cozy comfort of your own kingdom, am I right? 👑🛋️