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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Shared recently on Discord:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Trending via Instagram:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Live now on Discord:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Just shared via Reddit:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Trending via Discord:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Making waves on Reddit:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Making waves on Reddit:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Spotted on Instagram:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Spotted on Slack:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Spotted on YouTube:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Going viral on Reddit:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Going viral on Instagram:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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