27 Funny speak quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

  Commentary:
  🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁‍♀️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

  Commentary:
  "Thinking before speaking? That's so last season, darling! 🤔❌ Live life on the edge and let those unfiltered thoughts fly! 😂💬 Who has time for censoring when you can be your fabulous self? 💁‍♀️💃 #NoFilterNeeded"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person really balcony-blocked themselves from making the right decisions! 🏠😂 Maybe they should invest in a megaphone or a drone for some high-flying communication tactics! 📢🚁

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

  Commentary:
  "Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi. 🥧📞 Good luck finding a person before you finish reciting pi to the 100th decimal place! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' 'speak to the manager' move, starting them young, I see! 😄👶 Next thing you know, they'll be demanding a refund for nap time interruptions! #ToddlerTantrums"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  Commentary:
  "Light travels faster than sound ⚡️… explaining why some folks seem brilliant until they open their mouth! 🤣💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to know another language when you can just speak English at a snail's pace? 🐌😂 Slow and steady wins the communication race! 🐢💬"

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