Commentary:
Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
45 Funny speak quotes
People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm convinced my morning voice is just my vocal cords practicing social distancing! 😂🗣️🤷♂️"
I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”
Commentary:
"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.
Commentary:
"That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"
Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.
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Commentary:
"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"
Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.
Commentary:
When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼
Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.
Commentary:
"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"
I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.
Commentary:
Oh, so now we're taking gardening advice from the flowers, huh? 🌼🌺 I guess it's time for a petal-to-petal conversation! 🌸🌻 Let's hope they don't stem you wrong! 🌱😄
Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
Commentary:
"Oh, I see we share the same 'say now, think later' philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂"