Funny stool quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

  Commentary:
  "Life is full of unexpected plot twists, just like thinking you're in for a chill 'lean-back' moment, only to be rudely introduced to the world of 'balancing act on a stool' 😂🪑 #UnexpectedChairDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻

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