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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Live now on Snapchat:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Making waves on Telegram:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Trending via LinkedIn:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Live now on Reddit:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Just landed via Discord:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Trending via Threads:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Reported on Facebook:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Just landed via Messenger:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Making waves on TikTok:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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