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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Spotted on Messenger:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Just shared via Threads:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Breaking via Threads:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Just shared via Slack:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Just shared via Telegram:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Trending via WeChat:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Spotted on Discord:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Spotted on Messenger:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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