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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.
Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"
5 months ago
Share →: I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Commentary:
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Commentary:
"Ah, the poetic beauty of comparing life to a cowshed! 🐄💩 It does seem like we're constantly dodging turds at every turn… but hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? 😉 Here's to gracefully navigating the cowsheds of life and coming out smelling like a rose! 🌹💩"
5 months ago
Share →: I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between productivity and bed's seductive embrace! 💤💼 It's a daily battle of ambitions vs. comfort, a tale as old as time… or at least as old as the snooze button! ⏰😅 Who will win today, the go-getter or the snoozer? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: 'The Procrastination of Napping'. 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Commentary:
"Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like 🐢💪 Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace 😅 #TurtleMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Commentary:
"Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️‍♂️🤪 #MessyLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'cookie chaser' diet technique – because nothing says 'healthy lifestyle' like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don't cancel out the pill! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"
5 months ago
Share →: You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Commentary:
"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"
5 months ago
Share →: Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Commentary:
"Nature truly works in mysterious ways! 🌿🌻 It's amazing how a tiny dandelion can conquer concrete like a boss, while we struggle with the simplest tasks like putting on a sweater. Just a gentle reminder from Mother Nature to embrace our quirks and keep blooming! 🌼😄"