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6 months ago
Share →: It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! 💸🔫 Just kidding, I'll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! 😂💼 #ImTooPrettyForPrison"
6 months ago
Share →: The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Commentary:
"Entering my house is like stumbling upon the aftermath of a covert operation gone wrong 🕵️‍♂️🏠 There's a mysterious aura of chaos lingering in the air, as if my belongings are in cahoots against me! 🤪 #ClumsyDomesticEspionage"
6 months ago
Share →: My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you're getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it's all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
6 months ago
Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Commentary:
Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of
6 months ago
Share →: Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a case of a 'swearing jar' on our hands! 🤬🏺 Better start counting those swear words instead of loose change. Who knew jars could be so rebellious? 🤔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Commentary:
☀️ Just when you're ready for some fun in the sun, life throws you a curveball in the form of a couch that refuses to cooperate! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew furniture could be so sassy? Maybe it just wants its moment in the spotlight too! 🤷‍♀️ #CouchProblems #SunshineStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Commentary:
"Trying to #clean a house with children around is like chasing a flock of wild geese 🦆… in a hurricane! 🌪️ No matter how hard you try, chaos always finds a way to reign supreme! 🏠👶 #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Commentary:
"Wanting a spotless house while managing a hurricane of toys and snacks 🏡🌪️ Parenting, the eternal struggle of cleanliness vs chaos!😅 #MomLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the graceful elegance of adulting – said no one ever! 🦌💃 Embrace the wobbly legs and uncertain steps, for the day's dance of life awaits!"