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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

There are too many neglected emojis.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Just shared via Discord:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Making waves on Telegram:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Spotted on Telegram:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Just landed via Instagram:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Funny suffer quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s toughest moments 😅💥 When things go wrong, sometimes laughter is the best medicine 😂✨ Get ready to chuckle, cringe, and relate as we dive into the lighter side of suffering – because if you’re going to suffer, why not do it with a smile? 😜🔥 #KeepLaughing #SufferWithStyle

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1 week ago
Share →: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Commentary:
"Smile? Yeah, working on that—just trying to convince my face that I'm not plotting world domination. 😐🔪😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Commentary:
"Men: 'I want you!' Me: 'To bring snacks and watch me binge-watch Netflix?' 😅🍿📺 #Priorities"
3 months ago
Share →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything
6 months ago
Share →: I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet embrace of winter – the season where frozen noses and numb toes remind us that we are all masochists at heart. ❄️☃️ Embrace the cold, for deep down, we know we've all been a little naughty this year! 🎅😈"
6 months ago
Share →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the perfect recipe for turning a personal dilemma into a group project! 🤣🔊 Who needs privacy and personal space when you can turn your struggles into a full-on production for all to enjoy? Just remember, sharing is caring… or something like that! #AwkwardlyPublicStruggles

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Just shared via Threads:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Just landed via Facebook:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Just shared via Reddit:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Trending via Twitch:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Live now on Telegram:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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