I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet embrace of winter – the season where frozen noses and numb toes remind us that we are all masochists at heart. ❄️☃️ Embrace the cold, for deep down, we know we've all been a little naughty this year! 🎅😈"

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don't want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the perfect recipe for turning a personal dilemma into a group project! 🤣🔊 Who needs privacy and personal space when you can turn your struggles into a full-on production for all to enjoy? Just remember, sharing is caring… or something like that! #AwkwardlyPublicStruggles