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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Just shared via Slack:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Just landed via Messenger:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Making waves on Telegram:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Breaking via Instagram:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Just landed via Facebook:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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