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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Just landed via X:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Making waves on Discord:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Going viral on X:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Live now on Snapchat:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Breaking via Reddit:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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