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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Spotted on Threads:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Spotted on WeChat:

Windmill? Big fan.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Spotted on TikTok:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Just landed via Threads:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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48 shares on X this month:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Live now on YouTube:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Seen just now on Threads:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Trending via Threads:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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