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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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Dec 27, 2025

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Spotted on YouTube:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Going bananas on Threads:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Just landed via X:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Going viral on X:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Just landed via Facebook:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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39 Funny Sunday quotes

Funny Sunday quotes bring a lighthearted touch to the most relaxing day of the week! 🌞😂 From witty observations about lazy Sundays to playful remarks on preparing for Monday, these quotes capture the humor and joy of winding down. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your Sunday! 😄☕

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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4 weeks ago

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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1 month ago

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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1 month ago

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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1 month ago

anxiety, before, business, entrepreneur, every, humor, i, night, nights, own, run, small, small business, stress, suffer, Sunday, Sunday night, work
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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2 months ago

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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2 months ago

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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2 months ago

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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2 months ago

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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2 months ago

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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2 months ago

carb, carbs, craving, emptiness, empty, feels, HBO, humor, meal, Sunday, TV, weekend, wrong

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44 shares on WeChat this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

11 shares on Slack this month:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

75 shares on X this month:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Going viral on Twitch:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Breaking via YouTube:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Just shared via Reddit:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Live now on Threads:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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