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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Spotted on Facebook:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Live now on Discord:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Live now on X:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Reported on Twitch:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Just landed via X:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Breaking via YouTube:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Making waves on WeChat:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Trending via Telegram:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Just landed via Telegram:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Spotted on WeChat:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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