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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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