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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Spotted on Twitch:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Breaking via YouTube:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Just landed via Discord:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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