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6 months ago
Share →: I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Commentary:
"Having the talent to masterfully navigate through a minefield of words… only to step on the biggest verbal landmine. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving! 🙊💥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Commentary:
"Looks like your screws are really falling for you! 😄🔩 Keep an eye out for any loose nuts too, just in case they start following suit. 🤪 #DIYdrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Commentary:
"Ah-choo! Who needs a pat on the back for that sneeze? 🤧💥 Looks like someone graduated to dad sneeze level! 👨🏻‍🦰👶🏻 Better get ready for some ‘bless you’s’ coming your way! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Commentary:
"Being a parent: where you trade self-criticism for endless judging from tiny humans who somehow still have no concept of personal space 🤪👶 #ParentingStruggles #NoPersonalBubble"
6 months ago
Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Commentary:
"Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙‍♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Commentary:
Family vacations: the perfect blend of love, chaos, and questionable decisions. 🌴🚗😅 So if you haven't sworn off family trips at least once, are you even doing it right? 😂 #FamilyBondingAtItsFinest
6 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Commentary:
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫
6 months ago
Share →: You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Commentary:
Looks like Mother Nature missed the memo on wrinkle-removal services! 🌞😅 Maybe a tropical spa day is in order! 🌴💆‍♂️ #HumidityHavoc
6 months ago
Share →: When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Commentary:
"Talk about efficiency! Jesus took the ultimate leap from nativity to crucifixion in record time 🎅🕰️👉⛪️ Who needs procrastination when you've got miraculous time management skills like that? 🤣🙌 #SlayingGoals #JesusSpeedRun"
6 months ago
Share →: I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Commentary:
Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂