Funny threesome quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"

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