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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Just landed via Reddit:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Making waves on Facebook:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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