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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Making waves on TikTok:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Just shared via WeChat:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Just shared via Messenger:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Going bananas on WeChat:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Just shared via Twitch:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Breaking via YouTube:

β€œAI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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