Commentary:
"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.
Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"