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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Spotted on Discord:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Just shared via Pinterest:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Going viral on WeChat:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Just shared via Threads:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Spotted on Threads:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Spotted on Slack:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Breaking via Threads:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Live now on TikTok:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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