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Funny toenails quotes

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025