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Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Trending via Pinterest:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Trending via Pinterest:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Live now on YouTube:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Making waves on WeChat:

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on X this month:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Making art is making love to the world.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Going viral on Discord:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Just landed via WeChat:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Just shared via Facebook:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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