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Funny tool quotes

Funny tool quotes πŸ› οΈ never fail to bring a smile πŸ˜„ whether you’re a DIY newbie or a seasoned pro. From wrenches to hammers, these witty sayings add a spark ⚑️ to any toolbox or workshop. Get ready to laugh out loud πŸ˜‚ and find the perfect line to share with your fellow tool lovers! πŸ”§βœ¨

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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