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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.
Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.
I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
Weddings should have a worst man.

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2 months ago
Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Commentary:
Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic military acronym mystery – it's like cracking a code during every conversation! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Maybe next time we can throw in a prize for the most creative acronym guess! 🏆😂
4 months ago
Share →: The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because nothing says conflict resolution like settling disputes with a good old-fashioned duel. Just imagine the corporate boardroom meetings spicing things up with some swordplay and pistols at dawn. Who needs HR when you have honor and a steady hand, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Commentary:
Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Commentary:
"Who needs generational wealth when you've got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝💰 Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! 😄 #SpaghettiHeirloom"
5 months ago
Share →: We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Commentary:
Ahoy mateys! ⚓️ Looks like the pirate code has been updated – we're all about positive vibes and teamwork now! 🏴‍☠️ Walking the plank is so last century, let's sail together towards a more compassionate horizon (and save the dramatic exits for the movies)! 😉🌊 #PirateLifeUpgrade
5 months ago
Share →: This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Commentary:
"Looks like some traditions just never go out of style! 🦃😅 Bring on the shame, it's the perfect side dish for Thanksgiving dinner. 😂🙈"
5 months ago
Share →: We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Commentary:
🎄🎵 Oh dear, are we reaching our jingle bell limit? Maybe we should gift-wrap the existing Christmas songs and save ourselves from a musical snowstorm! Let's leave space for the reindeer to dance, shall we? 🎅🎶 #EnoughIsEnough