27 Funny tradition quotes

• If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

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  6 days ago

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• In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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  6 days ago

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• It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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  6 days ago

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• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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  6 days ago

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• My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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  6 days ago

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• Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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  6 days ago

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• I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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  6 days ago

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• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  6 days ago

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• Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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  1 week ago

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• Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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  1 week ago

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