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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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Making waves on Slack:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Breaking via Facebook:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Just landed via WeChat:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Breaking via X:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Live now on Twitch:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Trending via Slack:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Seen just now on Threads:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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Funny troubleshooting quotes bring a splash of humor to those frustrating tech moments 🤯🔧! Whether you’re untangling cables or decoding error messages, a good laugh can turn glitches into giggles 😂💻. Ready to lighten up your bug battles and reboot your mood? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that makes troubleshooting feel less like a headache and more like a hilarious adventure! 🚀🎉

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4 months ago
Share →: I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Commentary:
Looks like your computer is having a window overload! 🪟❄️ Maybe it's time to close some windows and give your poor device a breather. Remember, even computers need some fresh air sometimes! 😄🖥️ #WindowManagement101
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the universe needs some IT support! 🌌💻 Maybe it's stuck in a cosmic loop, time for a reboot! 🔄🌠 Who do we call for intergalactic tech support? 👾📞"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Commentary:
Oh, the classic IT mystery – the thrill of the unknown! 🤔💻 It's like discovering a rare unicorn in the digital realm! 🦄 Just remember, sometimes being unique can be a good thing… unless you're talking about tech issues! 😂 #ITadventures

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Breaking via Instagram:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Reported on Messenger:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Making waves on Reddit:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Trending via Reddit:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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