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63 Funny turn quotes

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025
The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025