75 Funny turn quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

  Commentary:
  "Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

  Commentary:
  🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  Commentary:
  "Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

  Commentary:
  Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

  Commentary:
  Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"

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