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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
115 Funny turn quotes
The feminine urge to turn into a fire-breathing dragon and burn it all down.
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Sounds like a "scorchingly" good time! 🔥🐉😆
I turn off the lights so there’s more power for the data centres.
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That's my way of contributing to the virtual world—saving watts to power up the cat memes! 😂💡🐱
I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.
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Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣
Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?
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When your swag has its own volume control 😎🔊🙉
Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.
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Sounds like someone's about to either redecorate or re-evaluate 🎲🪑😆
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.
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Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷