111 Funny turn quotes

• I don’t need a New Year’s resolution. It’s the year’s turn to be better.

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  3 days ago

  better, humor, i, improvement, motivation, need, new, new year, resolution, turn, year

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• Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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  4 days ago

  bed, birthday, forgetfulness, forgetting, hack, humor, life, life hack, marriage, ordinary, prank, relationship, simply, sofa, sofa bed, turn, wife

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  89 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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  4 days ago

  anything, attraction, feminine, feminine urge, flirtation, humor, relationship, tease, turn, urge

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  70 shares on WeChat this month.

• Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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  1 month ago

  actually, around, brain, dating, humor, i, man, relationship, smart, smart man, turn

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  95 shares on Facebook this month.

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, day, discomfort, head, humor, hurts, i, neck, next, night, pain, pillow, sleep, turn, where, wrong

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  92 shares on Messenger this month.

• My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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  2 months ago

  another, argument, called, fight, humor, husband, i, limited, limited sery, marriage, relationship, series, sery, storytelling, thing, turn

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  110 shares on YouTube this month.

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, beautiful, creativity, emotion, everyone, feel, humor, joke, pain, poorly, something, transformation, turn, weird

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  40 shares on Reddit this month.

• I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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  2 months ago

  brights, car, Cybertruck, driving, hate, headlight, humor, i, joke, realize, Tesla, turn, vehicle

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  92 shares on WeChat this month.

• Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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  2 months ago

  computing, hardware, help, humor, joke, let, me, pun, software, tech, tech joke, technology, turn

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  91 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, bathrooms, family, finish, full, home, house, humor, internet, just, life, life tip, patience, prank, someone, tip, turn, waiting, wifi

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  96 shares on Reddit this month.

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