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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Just landed via WeChat:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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Trending via X:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Going viral on TikTok:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Live now on Messenger:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Just landed via Messenger:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Spotted on WeChat:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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