Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Commentary:
"Looks like your tween mastered the eye roll arts with flying colors! 🎓👀😂 Guess it's time to upgrade to Eye Roll University – Master's level program! 🙄🎉 #ProudParent"

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent