Funny tween quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your tween mastered the eye roll arts with flying colors! 🎓👀😂 Guess it's time to upgrade to Eye Roll University – Master's level program! 🙄🎉 #ProudParent"

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