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Funny Tweets quotes

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

3 months ago

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

3 months ago

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

3 months ago

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

3 months ago

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

3 months ago