Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Commentary:
"Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮‍♂️ #FashionFail"

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Commentary:
"Ah, I see you have a penchant for unique preferences! 🤓😂 Perhaps you should stick to admiring your women and glasses separately, just to be safe! 👓😉"