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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Just landed via Discord:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Reported on LinkedIn:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Trending via Pinterest:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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