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Funny uneven quotes

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025