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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Double chins are better than double faces.

Just landed via Reddit:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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