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Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Shared recently on Discord:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Trending via Twitch:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Live now on Facebook:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Just landed via Twitch:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Seen just now on X:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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Funny unrequited quotes turn the pain of one-sided love into a hilarious rollercoaster of laughs and eye-rolls 😂💔 Whether you’re dodging a crush or embracing the awkwardness of unreturned feelings, these witty lines bring a smile to even the most tangled hearts ❤️‍🩹✨ Ready to find humor in heartbreak? Let’s dive into the lighter side of love’s little misadventures! 😜💕

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29 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

60 shares on X this month:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

16 shares on X this month:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

64 shares on X this month:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

59 shares on Slack this month:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,265

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Trending via Threads:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Live now on Threads:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Trending via Messenger:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Seen just now on Threads:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

Live now on WeChat:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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