Funny unrequited quotes

Funny unrequited quotes turn the pain of one-sided love into a hilarious rollercoaster of laughs and eye-rolls 😂💔 Whether you’re dodging a crush or embracing the awkwardness of unreturned feelings, these witty lines bring a smile to even the most tangled hearts ❤️‍🩹✨ Ready to find humor in heartbreak? Let’s dive into the lighter side of love’s little misadventures! 😜💕

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣

They should invent crushes that like you back.

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When I try that, it's called Wi-Fi! 📶😂💘

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"

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